My YELLOW WOLF joke compositions for the 2010 Philippine Elections, where many Filipinos were supposed to vote a candidate with zero accomplishment, except because he was the son of someone else:
YELLOW CRYING WOLF: (flaunts psychiatric test) Peke yan! peke talaga yan!! sabi nang peke yan!!
BOY SUPPOSED TO DO THE CRYING: Hoy linya ko yan!
YCW: That's a fake! that's a fake! that's really a fake!!
BSDC: Hey that's my line!
YCW: (twists face while munching some fruits from "relatives inc." surveys and still managing to pretend a grin) My yummy grapes aren't for sourgrapers. SARAP!
BSDC: Enngg... LEMONSITO yang ningunguya mo!
YCW: (SARAP means Delicious)
BSDC: Idio.... those were LEMONSITOS you're munching! (smaller local variety of lemons, somewhat sized like grapes)
YCW: My Kamag-anak Inc. say that my False Asia and SWStik surveys are credible!
BSDC: relatively speaking, wala kang credibility
YCW: Kamag-anak Inc. i.e. Relatives Inc. (referring to an election survey machinery that turned out to be co-owned by his relatives and stockholders from his political camp, False Asia and SWStik came from Pulse Asia and SWS, the name of said survey companies. SWStik came from the local slang switik, meaning a cheat)
BSDC: Relatively speaking, you ain't got credibility
after the FULLMOON fiasco:
YELLOW HYPOCRITE WEREWOLF: MEOW! MEOW!
BOY TURNED INTO VAN HELSING: Catnip bullet lang katapat mo!
BTVH: Takes only a catnip bullet to match you!
( The FULLMOON fiasco was a black propaganda text message brigade by the suspected yellow camp accusing about an attempt to rig the election machines by a very promising rival corrupting it with bogus CD's. except for one glitch that exposed them: the machines don't use CD's but flash drives)
YELLOW WOLF TO GULLIBLE YELLOW SHEEPLES: TRUST Mee-eee-eeh!
YELLOW CRYING WOLF: WE WON! WE WON!
BOY SUPPOSED TO DO THE CRYING: Hoy, contest yan para sa ZERO ACCOMPLISHMENT!
BSDC: Hey, that's a contest for ZERO ACCOMPLISMENT!
(the yellow camp with its inept candidate who never passed a law as lawmaker for more than a decade, is presently holding the record as the dirtiest mudslinging camp in Philippine election history while portraying themselves as a supposedly clean, incorruptible, good-while-the-other-candidate-is-evil farce.)